If you argue with him, you're hard-headed.
If you're quiet, you don't care.
If you call him, you're too clingy crazy.
If he calls you, he says you should be happy.
If you don't fuck him, you're a tease.
If you do, you're easy.
You tell him your problems, he says you're irritating.
If you don't, he says you don't trust him.

Tell me which one is not true.